I like em Big Dawg, They Call Me Spoony Mangla
CERTIFIED WEB DESIGNER BASED IN TORONTO
Fatass Haseeb Vs Molvi Bilal Vs Tee Da Nuthugger
Body Design
We make your site look like a real business because first impressions matter, and Eddie's face isn't doing you any favors. We use Canva, prayers, and whatever free fonts we can find. Benefits? You won't embarrass yourself. Features? Colors and shapes, baby.
I love My Designer
It's complicated. I'm in love with my designer. He bounces on me with mockups and I just take it. He doesn't know I can't afford him. He also doesn't know I've been using his portfolio to secure clients for 2 years. He's the reason I look competent. I owe him my career. And several therapy sessions.
Keep Submitting N'wahs
Bro thinks he's running a "global agency" but he's literally just running a sweat shop where the employees use burner emails and laugh at him every time they click submit. They've got a group chat called "Eddie's Delusion" where they share screenshots of his reactions. Keep submitting, N'wahs, Jake needs his 40k to buy more chai.
Adnan Mangla
Certified Baldy
Certified Spammer
Incurable ego
Yokoso! 💀
They Call Him Big Ed
Big Eddie got pixels. Big Eddie got style. Big Eddie be cometing on agencies like he’s a meteor of marketing genius but his trajectory is straight into the earth’s core
Big Eddie got a mirror that lies to him every single morning. That’s why they call him Big Eddie because his ego is the only thing that’s ever gone viral.
Big Eddie be cometing on agencies like he’s a wrecking ball but the only thing he wrecks is his own credibility. Bro runs an agency with the organizational skills of a toddler in a candy store.